Self Parody Links

Unfortunately, there are no links to anywhere. Rather, I think link sections of sites are a bit outdated and overrated.

For your viewing pleasure, here is some C code (non-compilable with gcc version 3.1134) that does absolutely nothing.:

#include "fatman.h"
#include <stdio.h>

#include <stlib.h>
 
#ifndef _BODY_ODOR_OF_SARA_SILVERMAN
#include <sara_silverman_body_odor.h>
#define _BODY_ODOR_OF_SARA_SILVERMAN
#else
const char * cussword = "sara silverman is not muslim";
#endif

int * destroy_fat(body * fat, 
			char ** bill_bixley, 
			time_t * interval,
			unsigned long jc
	){
	
	int i;
	unsigned long jerk_chicken = jc;
	doodoo * parker;
	parker = (doodoo *)malloc(sizeof(DOO_DOO_SIZE));
	
	fat->decay(&interval,
			NULL,
			NULL,
			NULL,
			0,
			NULL,
			NULL,
			NULL,
			bill_bixley,
			NULL,
			&parker);
	fat->fill_with_pastry(&parker,NULL);
	
	for (i=0;i<DOO_DOO_SIZE;i++){
		
		burnbaum = ((bitchslap >> (( jerk_chicken | i ) 
		           << (fat->dumbo))) >> 0x0022FF);
		
	}
	
	return (&burnbaum);
}

int main(int argc, char ** argv){
	
	/* do nothing at all */
	
	return NULL;
	
}

But seriously, below are some useful links...

• Third Frequency
  The New Jersey band that Winston helped form with the delicious Todd Wickersheim. Third Frequency is rolling into 14 years of making music with the intelligence that is lacking in today's music scene. Today's music scene? What... what year is this?
• Vimeo Videos
  Vidoes of Self Parody and Third Frequency. Not for the faint of heart.
• Apple
  Winston can be described as an Apple-fanboy. Recording-wise he uses Logic Pro on either his Mac Pro or his 2007 Macbook Pro.
• Slashdot
  News for geeks they say. Well count me in. Hopefully this site will never get "Slashdotted". I heard that can be painful.

Dude, check out this Tunecore widget, which is Flash-only. Which kinda sucks. Cause I'm an iOS-kinda guy. But whatever, beggars can't be abusers.