Self-Parody Links

Unfortunately, there are no links to anywhere. Rather, I think link sections of sites are a bit outdated and overrated.

For your viewing pleasure, here is some C code (non-compilable with gcc version 3.1134) that does absolutely nothing.:

#include "fatman.h"
#include <stdio.h>

#include <stlib.h>
 
#ifndef _BODY_ODOR_OF_SARA_SILVERMAN
#include <sara_silverman_body_odor.h>
#define _BODY_ODOR_OF_SARA_SILVERMAN
#else
const char * cussword = "sara silverman is not muslim";
#endif

int * destroy_fat(body * fat, 
			char ** bill_bixley, 
			time_t * interval,
			unsigned long jc
	){
	
	int i;
	unsigned long jerk_chicken = jc;
	doodoo * parker;
	parker = (doodoo *)malloc(sizeof(DOO_DOO_SIZE));
	
	fat->decay(&interval,
			NULL,
			NULL,
			NULL,
			0,
			NULL,
			NULL,
			NULL,
			bill_bixley,
			NULL,
			&parker);
	fat->fill_with_pastry(&parker,NULL);
	
	for (i=0;i<DOO_DOO_SIZE;i++){
		
		burnbaum = ((bitchslap >> (( jerk_chicken | i ) 
		           << (fat->dumbo))) >> 0x0022FF);
		
	}
	
	return (&burnbaum);
}

int main(int argc, char ** argv){
	
	/* do nothing at all */
	
	return NULL;
	
}

But seriously, below are some useful links...

• Third Frequency
  The New Jersey band that Winston helped form with the delicious Todd Wickersheim. Third Frequency is rolling into 14 years of making music with the intelligence that is lacking in today's music scene. Today's music scene? What... what year is this?
• Murderweb
  Winston's not-updated stories/poem site. Actually he hasn't updated it in almost three years. Just some more glimpse into the mind of a loser/abuser.
• Slashdot
  News for geeks they say. Well count me in. Hopefully this site will never get "Slashdotted". I heard that can be painful.

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